I say did, as in past tense, only because she is no longer my 'Lady Friend' in the sense that she has gained enough experience points to go up a level, and change character classes. She has now gone on to become my 'Special Lady', or as it is more commonly known, my Wife.
Now I know that most of you are probably in shock and awe of this amazing revelation, wondering how the hell I could have never mentioned any of these sordid details on this amazing web log. You see, I try to keep my current 'Fact' based life going ons under wraps, until they have enough time to ripen and mature, to become the hilarious written material that you get to read when I see fit. I'm making a rare exception in this case because I'm just so gosh darn golly happy about the whole thing, I thought I might infect all of you, ALL OF YOU, with some of this happiness!
My wife and I (prior 'Lady Friend') have been together for....anyways, we love each other very much. Our relationship for the past indistinguishable amount of time has been a dramatic, lust filled ride to Valhalla that only the truly blessed can experience. To sum it up, take an episode from several daily Soap Operas, mash them together, and that would be the best way to describe the way our relationship is and has been. But not in a bad way, in a fun way!
We have that rare gift that is missing from most modern day couples: the ability to make each other happy on a regular basis in every aspect. Which is why we decided to get married.
IN VEGAS!
That's right, after 15 brief minutes of intense discussion and tears, we decided to fly off to Las Vegas, handcraft two wedding rings from tinfoil left on the ground from cigarette packages, ordain a street performer as a minister (a very convincing Hello Kitty), and be married right there on the spot! It was magical. Funny thing is, absolutely no alcohol was involved until after we realized what we had done.
In all seriousness though, and this will probably be the only time you'll read any of THAT here, I have never been happier. Right now I have a spouse that I feel truly understands me, and goes out of her way to make me happy, and which I do the exact same for her. For the first time in my life I feel certain that I have a love that will last through the ages, regardless of the ups and downs that we may endure.
So to all of my faithful readers out there, I want to let you know that I am truly happy, in Love and blessed with the most intelligent, gorgeous woman in the world.
And I'm not telling you her name so you can't stalk her.
So It's A Fact: The actual trip to Vegas and wedding went absolutely nothing like how I just described it, but it was just as crazy. And no, I did not hand craft our rings out of tin foil from cigarette packets. It was grocery store aluminum foil, I have a little more class than that.
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