More Excuses

Hello to all my faithful and (very) patient followers!

It has been sometime since we last met, and for that I apologize. I will not bore you with all of the details as to why I have not posted any recent facts lately. No, for if I were to do that then this site would no longer be the ‘Facts of Bob’s Life’, it would then lower itself to some sad, sad blog of some sad, sad man who insists on informing the world about his daily duties.


As I said prior, I will not bore you with the tiny details as to why I felt it was needed to neglect all of you, and deprive you of my rich and fulfilling entertainment, but still I feel that I do owe you an explanation as to why I've been gone for so long.  Rather than write a short novel of excuses (lets face it, that's what they are), I would like to try and do something different to help soothe the pain of my absence.  I would like to show you my excuses!!


In anticipation of this post/pseudo Fact, I have been keeping a visual diary of my going ons and what nots over the past few weeks, to try and help you all understand why I have been so hesitant to update the 'Facts'.  So without any further ado, let us begin our journey of what I like to call the Bob's Visual Tour of Excuses for not writing 'The Facts of Bob's Life':

The one thing that took up the most of my time was trying to update my house.  I feel it has a nice contemporary feel to it.

After finishing my house I felt it was time to celebrate...with my lady friend.


And celebrate we did. Also, to everyone out there who may have anxiety about certain "man" issues, I think this picture just proves that size does not matter, especially when it comes to love! 

I tried my best to try and get in touch with some old friends. For the most part I succeeded. 

Unfortunately I also wasted a lot of time drinking, which of course leads to partying...

...which leads to me peeing in my neighbour's yard and them chasing me down with their pets.

I was also forced to watch a ton of movies that I did NOT want to watch.

I also tried to get back into some Anime series, but that ended up being too much for me to handle.

All in all, in the end, I managed to stay out of trouble.

Somewhat.

 So it's a Fact: I've been pretty dang busy, and just in case you were wondering, each and every one of these pictures still has a resonant Fact based story behind them in some obscure way. You'll just have to come back and see what they are!


Bonus Fact: Because I've been so impressed with my own photography, I've decided to updated my never visited, never updated B.S. by Bob blog to accomodate my amazing photos. For more info on what THAT'S all about, go check it out right now and then tell all of your friends about it!

P.S. I love you!